So... very... awesome!! Wait, let me start with the mundane points, not the naughty ones. Ok, so...1. Don't worry about your mail or delivery person knowing what you bought because it'll be in a plain box (see pictures) before being shipped in whatever box or packaging dildosir.com stuffs it in, so your secret is safe.2. If, like me, you have a whole toy box of delightful goodies, you know there are dildos out there that have that chemical smell that can be a turn off, but not this one. It's all about the turn ON.Now on to the good stuff! Let me begin by saying, oh sweet mother of dildos, this thing is divine!!1. At 8 of insertible length, it's longer than the average real thing, and with nearly 2 of width, it's got more girth as well (pictured with 3 standard rolls of quarters to provide scale.) That said, it's not too big unless you have a narrow or shallow vaginal tunnel, but even then (or if you don't have a vaginal tunnel at all) you can count on this gorgeous guy to do a thrilling job banging on your back door. Just be sure to use lots of lube.2. The suction cup works well, especially if you wet it first, and adheres to any smooth, clean surface such as your bathtub or shower walls, the front of your closet door, or a securely mounted mirror; and the exaggerated head ridge and veins make for a beautifully bumpy ride.3. It's not too bendy, not too firm. Like Goldilocks would say, it's juuuust right.4. If, instead of using it AS a bed-mate, you plan to use it IN a bed-mate, the pseudo-balls work as a hand-filling handle, letting you go to town with it however hard they want you to.5. Short of using it to pound nails in a wall, it's sturdy enough to enjoy for years to *ahem* come. Sorry, couldn't help myself.Overall, I'm very pleased (and pleasured) by this purchase and eagerly look forward to the many ways I and my significant other will play with our newest toy.

Well hello, everyone! Im a 6'3 250lb Puerto Rican male. I originally bought this fun-fun toy for my familys annual reinactment of jurrasic park 3. ... IT WORKED PERFECT. My aunt and uncle enjoyed it so much they decided to buy 3 more for themselves and the big black edition for their Chiua Poodle mix, Scruffles. I've been moaning so loud my neighbors have become concerned I've recommended it to them all. Thank you so much will buy again.

Good suction almost as big as mine

O yes feels good

good starter

Not for beginners. This thing is huge! Nothing as described per dimensions. I think it's actually larger than what's shown. Feels great once you get used to it though.

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