Ok look. I don't generally write reviews on things I get off dildosir.com but DEAR LORD IF YOU LOVE YOUR VAGINA EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT, you will buy this. I tried it in the tub and almost drowned. Those mermaids that wouldn't sing to J Alfred Prufrock? They showed up and were like GIRL BREATHE OR YOU GON DIE. Stronger suction than Tracy's Dog, so look out. The higher settings may suck your bits clean off your body. This machine is the devil, and haaaaaaaail Satan.

Waste of money!

The hype is REAL! GET THIS TOY! This thing will get you there QUICK. Its small and cute so I really wasn't expecting much. It's got a buzz but the noise isn't too bad. After what it did I really don't gaf if it was. Im in LOVE! I turned it on on the first setting the FIRST one and at first I was like whatever this is just ok. Then within 20 seconds it started feeling really good and my body said move bih I got this and started grinding on it and I was getting LOUD and then it happened.... my legs locked up and I squirted. I'm usually not a squirter but dang nabbit it flowed right on out. I thought maybe I was tripping and tried again a little later.... again.Get the toy! Use a towel! I think im going to buy another one just in case this one breaks

Love this

So when I 1st got it I was a little hesitant because it didnt look like it would provide the kind of suction needed to get a real good O.. I tried it on my hand and it didnt feel like much so I tried it for real and was only semi impressed. I wanted to consider returning it but something told me to read reviews for tips and try again. The trick is placement- but once its placed right hold on for dear life. Idk whether to let it go to grab something else, I felt light headed and I got a cramp in my foot but it was WORTH IT!! Do yourself a favor and get this one to add to your collection its definitely a game changer.

This gave me the best O of my life. I was in such awe I hysterically laughed while orgasming and..... yea, buy this... you will not regret it. Best toy EVER and decently priced.